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2022-01-07T14:06:44Z

Marcus: Removing my name

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=119451][http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=130114] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=112234] [http://forums.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=91973] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=126967] [http://thisis.seloc.org/viewthread.php?tid=97583]

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0
|| You may WALK past a showroom and look in.
|-
| 1 - 100
|| You may look at someone else's car.
|-
| 101 - 199
|| You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it.
|-
| 200 - 399
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 400 - 800
|| You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for).
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
[[Image:20LT4855s.jpg]]
© Simon Trees
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 1,500
|| You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 5,000+
||You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist).
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet.
|-
| 7,658
|| You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You can now drive around trees with ease.
|-
| 22,000+
|| You may now upload videos on YouTube of excess speed and/or chasing a motorbike on the M1. No Barmaids.
|-
| 24,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
| 30,036
|| When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it.
|-
| 35,000
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|-
| 34,803
||Time to post once more pictures of your orange car.
|-
| 44,444
||This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan.
|
|-
| 50,001
|| Welcome to the half century club. There was a little party planned with finger food and everything. Unfortunately Taz was here first and he's eaten everything. No, I think I can see a cheese and grape stick at the...........No he saw it as well.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
| 946
|| Permitted to make judgements on Nurburgring accidents.
|-
| 1380
|| Time to slip into your Safari driving gloves and hit the Savannah, posting a family photo with your trophy wins bonus points, everything goes, but Giraffes, as that would be sick.
|-
| 7400
|| A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment
|-
| 17,073
|| Ask for financial advice, and expect 16 pages lynching you for buying lunch or owning more than
6x 24-27" monitors, 2x projectors,
TVs: 50" in lounge,26" in kitchen, 42" in bedroom 32"/26" in the kids bedrooms, 24" in bathroom, 26" in the server room
3 xbox 360, 2x ps3s, 1x xbone, 1x wii, 2x psp, 3x nds, 1x 3ds, 1x Xbox, 1x ps2, pc under the basement stairs
lighting controls, remote window openers, full 42u rack full of network and AV switch gear,
7.2 set up in cinema, 5.1 in lounge, master bedroom and kids playroom,
sim racing pc with fanatec wheel, bmw gt3 rim, and club sport pedals
Crestron controlled tropical fish tank
Not to mention iPads, Macbook Air, Apple TV etc
(194 current ip addresses in the house)
|-
| 20637
|| Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind...
|-
| 100001
|| Time to rush outside and touch the first real person you see, conversation will take a few thousand more posts, so don't worry too much.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2009-07-15T12:10:33Z

Marcus: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

SELOC members skill set

2008-09-16T08:51:23Z

Marcus:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum] || I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2008-09-16T06:34:04Z

Marcus:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum] || I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr%20Wiki Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

SELOC members skill set

2008-09-16T06:32:21Z

Marcus:

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

{| border="1"
! Name !! Skill
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum] || I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/member.php?action=viewpro&member=Mr%20Wiki Marcus]
|| Testing
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Tyre pressures

2008-02-01T15:09:05Z

Marcus: /* Tyre pressures */

===Tyre pressures===

Make sure you buy a tyre pressure gauge of your own, who knows when the last time the air pump at the garage was calibrated.

Buying your own gauge will insure you get similar readings.

'''Please enter all readings as COLD'''

{| border="1"
|-
| Elise S1||FRONT||REAR||Road or Track?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|}

{| border="1"
|-
| Elise S2 K series||FRONT||REAR||Road or Track?
|-
|Yoko AD07||PSI 22||PSI 24||Road & Track
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|}

{| border="1"
|-
| Elise S2 Toyota ||FRONT||REAR||Road or Track?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|}

{| border="1"
|-
|Europa||FRONT||REAR ||Road or Track?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|-
|Tyre Name||PSI ||PSI||?
|}

[[Category:Wheels and tyres]]
[[Category:Lotus Elise]]
[[Category:S1]]
[[Category:S2]]

Post count

2007-10-01T13:09:55Z

Marcus: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

*Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
*Wiki's post count by default will always be 100, no more no less****

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0 - 800
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now pat your cat at night.
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive on speed yet.
|-
| 9,000-
|| You may drive at +5MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 14,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 20,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 24,000+
|| Dive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
|-
|35,000+
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|}

*Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Bonus Hiatus
|-
| 720
|| An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item
|-
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2007-10-01T12:50:12Z

Marcus: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0 - 800
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit in the daytime if dry.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive in the wet in your car.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about breaking th speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive on speed yet.
|-
| 9,000+
|| You may drive at +5MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 12,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 18,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 20,000+
|| Dive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God!
|-
| 30,000+
||The laws of Physics no longer apply to Taz and Burt.
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2007-10-01T12:42:03Z

Marcus: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0 - 800
|| You may look at your car.
|-
| 801 - 999
|| Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
|-
| 1,000+
|| Drive your car in line with the speed limit in the daytime if dry.
|-
| 2,000+
||You may now drive your car in the wet.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now brag about braking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at the speed yet.
|-
| 8,000+
|| You may drive at +5MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 10,000+
|| You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
|-
| 14,000+
|| You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
|-
| 16,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God!
|-
| 25,000+
||The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|}

[[Category:Misc]]

Post count

2007-10-01T12:22:39Z

Marcus: /* Post Counts and Speeds */

===Post Counts and Speeds===

{| border="1"
! Post Count !! Speed
|-
| 0 - 800
|| You may look at your car. Wiki cant count.
|-
| 1,000+
||Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
|-
| 2,000+
|| Drive your car at granny speeds in the daytime if dry.
|-
| 4,000+
|| You may now drive your car in the wet.
|-
| 6,000+
|| You may now drive your car at night.
|-
| 8,000+
|| You can drive the speed limit in your car.
|-
| 10,000+
|| +2MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 12,000+
|| +5MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 14,000+
|| +10MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 16,000+
|| +20MPH Over the speed limit.
|-
| 18,000+
|| +40MPH over the speed limit.
|-
| 25,000+
|| Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God!
|-
| 40,000+
|| The laws of Physics no longer apply.
|}

[[Category:Misc]]