SELOC members skill set

2010-11-19T17:27:36Z

Mike-Bracknell: added mike-bracknell

Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

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! Name !! Skill !! Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Martin%20Dower Martin Dower]
|| CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
|| Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Stephanie%20Plum Stephanie Plum]
|| I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/MrD MrD]
|| Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mr%20Wiki Mr Wiki]
|| Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/gareth-shepherd/19/450/194 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Marcus Marcus]
|| Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
|| Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/ReVolt ReVolt]
|| Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/gibbo gibbo]
|| Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/nick nick]
|| International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=22399892 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
|| Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/beak beak]
|| Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
|| IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
|| [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Geordie Geordie]
|| Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc
|| [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dandbowman Linked In]
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/R6RYM R6RYM]
|| Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
|| IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
|| Linked In
|-
| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/username your username here]
|| What can you do, where & when?
|| Linked In
|-}

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Acronyms

2007-12-19T00:38:52Z

Mike-Bracknell: /* Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations */

===Forum Acronyms & Abbreviations===

{|
|-
| ACBC
| '''C'''olin '''C'''hapman
|-
| AFAIK
| '''A'''s '''F'''ar '''A'''s '''I''' '''K'''now
|-
| BS
| '''B'''ullshit
|-
| BTTT
| '''B'''ack '''T'''o '''T'''he '''T'''op
|-
| CBA
| '''C'''an't '''B'''e '''A'''rsed
|-
| DAFL
| '''D'''ing '''A''' '''F'''**king '''L'''ing
|-
| [[Dpm|DPM]]
| '''D'''ouble '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| TPM
| '''T'''riple '''P'''osting '''M'''uppet
|-
| FFS
| '''F'''or '''F'''**k's '''S'''ake
|-
| FRO
| '''F'''**k '''R'''ight '''O'''ff
|-
| GAIDGMLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''A'''nd '''I''' '''D'''o '''M'''ean '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| g/f
| '''G'''irl'''f'''riend
|-
| GF
| '''G'''et '''F'''**ked
|-
|-
| GJOB
| '''G'''arage '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd
|-
| GLOL
| '''G'''enuinely '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| HTH
| '''H'''ope '''T'''hat '''H'''elps
|-
| IIRC
| '''I'''f '''I''' '''R'''ecall '''C'''orrectly
|-
| IMHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMNSHO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''N'''ot '''S'''o '''H'''umble '''O'''pinion
|-
| IMO
| '''I'''n '''M'''y '''O'''pinion
|-
| IYSWIM
| '''I'''f '''Y'''ou '''S'''ee '''W'''hat '''I''' '''M'''ean
|-
| LMAO
| '''L'''augh '''M'''y '''A'''ss '''O'''ff
|-
| LOL
| '''L'''augh '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| MFTTL
| '''M'''ore '''F'''***ing '''T'''hings '''T'''o '''L'''earn
|-
| MMC
| '''M'''ade '''M'''e '''C'''huckle
|-
| PITA
| '''P'''ain '''I'''n '''T'''he '''A'''**e / '''A'''**
|-
| ROFLOL
| '''R'''olling '''O'''n '''F'''loor '''L'''aughing '''O'''ut '''L'''oud
|-
| SEOT
| '''S'''orted '''E'''nd '''O'''f '''T'''hread
|-
| SHED/Shed
| Term to describe a cosmetically neglected car, opposite of GJOB's car
|-
| SITT
| Speccy IT Tw*t. Term to describe a lot of SELOCs members.
|-
| SWMBO
| '''S'''he '''W'''ho '''M'''ust '''B'''e '''O'''beyed
|-
| TADTS
| '''T'''hey '''A'''ll '''D'''o '''T'''hat '''S'''ir
|-
| TAGL
| '''T'''here's '''A''' '''G'''ood '''L'''ad
|-
| TIA
| '''T'''hanks '''I'''n '''A'''dvance
|-
| TKB
| '''T'''ea --> '''K'''ey'''b'''oard
|-
| TTIWWP
| '''T'''his '''T'''hread '''I'''s '''W'''orthless '''W'''ithout '''P'''ictures
|-
| VOE
| '''V'''oice '''O'''f '''E'''xperience
|-
| VHPD
| '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''erformance '''D'''erivative or '''V'''ery '''H'''igh '''P'''robability of '''D'''estruction
|-
| WJOB
| '''W'''rist '''J'''ewellery '''O'''wning '''B'''a***rd (see NeilR)
|-
| WTFAYTAA
| '''W'''hat '''T'''he '''F'''**k '''A'''re '''Y'''ou '''T'''alking '''A'''bout '''A'''dam
|}

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