Difference between revisions of "SELOC members skill set"

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Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.

Name	Skill	Linked In
Martin Dower	CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing	Linked In
moose	Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies.	Linked In
Stephanie Plum	I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs.	Linked In
MrD	Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg.	Linked In
Mr Wiki	Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets	Linked In
Marcus	Happy to help out with routes and creating TomTom files. City of London Mon - Fri if that is of any use.	Linked In
eddie	Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.	Linked In
ReVolt	Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich.	Linked In
gibbo	Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality	Linked In
nick	International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery)	Linked In
Greg	Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.	Linked In
beak	Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore.	Linked In
Ozzy_Uk	IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.	Linked In
Geordie	Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc	Linked In
R6RYM	Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman	Linked In
Mike-Bracknell	IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.	Linked In
Darrenlts	Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall.	Linked In
SubZero	IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades. Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners). Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc	Linked In
Pinkie	AutoCAD Designer (Computer Aided Design Specialist): Architectural Drawings & Planning Advice for extensions and building alterations. 2D & 3D Floor Plans, Elevations & Visuals provided for Architectural purposes; Planning applications, Estate Agents, Interior Designers, Air Con Engineers etc. 14 years experience, so drop me a line and I'll try and help! :)	Linked In
jont-	Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales	Linked In
sho-	Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys	Linked In
[1]	Employment Law Consultant (UK and Euro). Employment Advisor, Hampshire CAB.

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   || CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing
   || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/dower Linked In]
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/jjprestidge jjprestidge]
- || Almost penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling.
- || Linked In
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/acousticjim acousticjim]
- || White van driving urban guerilla video cowboy. Poor sense of judgment. Enjoys aggravating members of elected local bodies.
- || Linked In
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/moose moose]
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/eddie eddie]
-  || Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Implies he's married a supermodel however known to have accounts with all major London escort agencies. Knows everything, buys old houses.
+  || Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Knows everything, buys old houses.
   || Linked In
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Greg Greg]
-  || Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you. Known to start projects, known yet to complete one. Regularly sacked.
+  || Alcoholic drug-abusing wife swapper, coming soon to a hedge near you.
   || Linked In
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Ozzy_Uk Ozzy_Uk]
-  || IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car. Pretends to have only 17p to his name, parents own large parts of Kent.
+  || IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car.
   || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=4146669 Linked In]
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Mike-Bracknell Mike-Bracknell]
-  || IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon. Has silly surname.
+  || IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon.
   || Linked In
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 | [http://forums.seloc.org/m/SubZero SubZero]
-  || IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades.  Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners).  Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc. Massive delusional bullshitter, still lives with mummy.
+  || IT Servicedesk Supervisor & Senior Technician for Teesside Uni - Jack of all trades.  Primarily web design against my will (HTML, CSS, JS and PHP), and script tweaker but also computer graphic design (Website drafts, logos, images and banners).  Build, fix, maintain PCs & peripherals, Audio-Visual kit, Health & Safety Assessor, Electrical Safety Assessor (PAT), Procurement Officer etc
   || Linked In
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho sho]
+| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/sho- sho-]
-  || Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys. Likes to eat housepets.
+  || Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys
   || Linked In
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/rich rich]
+| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/Col]
-  || Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS)
+  || Employment Law Consultant (UK and Euro). Employment Advisor, Hampshire CAB.
- || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/mrrichardmitchell LinkedIn]
+  ||
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+|-}
-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/twink twink]
- || Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that
- || [http://www.linkedin.com/in/nickaddison LinkedIn]
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/LivinLaVidaLotus LivinLaVidaLotus]
- || All things Internet, web hosting, cloud hosting, domains, SSL certificates, un-managed server hosting, leased lines, fully managed hosting - including LAMP application scaling consultancy.
- || [http://uk.linkedin.com/in/karlaustinuk LinkedIn]
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/AndyKay AndyKay]
- || Web design + PHP Web dev + SEO + Bespoke Cloud based CRMs
- || [http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=103854504 LinkedIn]
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-| [http://forums.seloc.org/m/flying%20banana flying banana]
- || IT Director with experience in Communications and Collaboration tools, Custom Helmet Design and Paint (lidzart.com), Mechanical Engineering background - competent with power tools :)
-  || [http://lnkd.in/DgxY4Y LinkedIn]
-|-
-}
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