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Revision as of 12:17, 26 February 2015
Post Counts and Speeds
- Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
- Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [1][2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
| Post Count | Speed | |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | You may WALK past a showroom and look in. | |
| 1 - 100 | You may look at someone else's car. | |
| 101 - 199 | You can now pour petrol down the side of your car when filling it up and post about it. | |
| 200 - 399 | You may look at your car. | |
| 400 - 800 | You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what they were designed for). | |
| 801 - 999 | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
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| 1,000+ | Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry. | |
| 1,500 | You may now join the SELOC F1 league at http://fantasyf1game.net/. | |
| 2,000+ | You may now drive in the wet in your car. | |
| 4,000+ | You may now drive your car at night. | |
| 5,000+ | You may advise others over the recommended purchase price of second hand garden structures (dry or moist). | |
| 6,000+ | You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet. | |
| 7,658 | You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first | |
| 8,000+ | You may now discuss vapour ware, you know all those upgrades that you know you want, but will never apply. | |
| 9,000+ | You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit. | |
| 10,000+ | You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around. | |
| 12,000+ | You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise | |
| 14,000+ | You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc | |
| 20,000+ | You can now drive around trees with ease. | |
| 22,000+ | You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1 | |
| 24,000+ | Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt) | |
| 30,036 | When you think there is a 30,000 Post count in the Wiki and you missed it. Or your name is Marcus and you're a cock! | |
| 35,000 | The laws of Physics no longer apply. | |
| 44,444 | This is the time to tell SELOC of your cunning plan. | |
| 50,001 | Welcome to the half century club. There was a little party planned with finger food and everything. Unfortunately Taz was here first and he's eaten everything. No, I think I can see a cheese and grape stick at the...........No he saw it to. |
- Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.
| Post Count | Bonus Hiatus |
|---|---|
| 720 | An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item |
| 1380 | Time to slip into your Safari driving gloves and hit the Savannah, posting a family photo with your trophy wins bonus points, everything goes, but Giraffes, as that would be sick. |
| 7400 | A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment |
| 17,073 | Ask for financial advice, and expect 16 pages lynching you for buying lunch or owning more than 1 tv... |
| 20637 | Time to moan that one of your robot cleaning devices has gone blind... |
| 100001 | Time to rush outside and touch the first real person you see, conversation will take a few thousand more posts, so don't worry too much. |