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Revision as of 13:40, 1 October 2007
Post Counts and Speeds
- Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
- Wiki's post count by default will always be 100, no more no less***
- Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [1][2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
| Post Count | Speed |
|---|---|
| 0 - 399 | You may look at your car. |
| 400 - 800 | You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what the were designed for). |
| 801 - 999 | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
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| 1,000+ | Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry. |
| 2,000+ | You may now drive in the wet in your car. |
| 4,000+ | You may now pat your cat at night. |
| 6,000+ | You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive on speed yet. |
| 9,000- | You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit. |
| 14,000+ | You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc |
| 20,000+ | You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1 |
| 24,000+ | Dive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt) |
| 35,000+ | The laws of Physics no longer apply. |
- Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.
| Post Count | Bonus Hiatus |
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| 720 | An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item |