Difference between revisions of "Post count"
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|| You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet. | || You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet. | ||
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| + | | 7,6508 | ||
| + | || You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first | ||
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||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around. | ||You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around. | ||
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| + | | 12,000+ | ||
| + | || You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise | ||
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| 14,000+ | | 14,000+ | ||
Revision as of 12:12, 8 January 2010
Post Counts and Speeds
- Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
- Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [1][2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
| Post Count | Speed |
|---|---|
| 0 | You may WALK past a showroom and look in. |
| 1 - 199 | You may look at someone else's car. |
| 200 - 399 | You may look at your car. |
| 400 - 800 | You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what the were designed for). |
| 801 - 999 | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
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| 1,000+ | Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry. |
| 2,000+ | You may now drive in the wet in your car. |
| 4,000+ | You may now drive your car at night. |
| 6,000+ | You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet. |
| 7,6508 | You may now consider putting on sticky tyres, only to be told that you should upgrade your toe links first |
| 9,000+ | You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit. |
| 10,000+ | You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around. |
| 12,000+ | You are now allowed to use sticky tryes on your Elise |
| 14,000+ | You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc |
| 20,000+ | You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1 |
| 24,000+ | Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt) |
| 35,000+ | The laws of Physics no longer apply. |
- Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.
| Post Count | Bonus Hiatus |
|---|---|
| 720 | An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item |
| 7400 | A very dangerous post count to be on, suggest you continue on to 7401 to avoid a foot slipping moment |