Post count

Post Counts and Speeds

• Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
• Wiki's post count by default will always be 100, no more no less***
• Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [1][2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]

Post Count	Speed
0 - 399	You may look at your car.
400 - 800	You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what the were designed for).
801 - 999	Sit in your car and make brum brum noises.
1,000+	Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry.
2,000+	You may now drive in the wet in your car.
4,000+	You may now pat your cat at night.
6,000+	You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive on speed yet.
9,000-	You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit.
14,000+	You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc
20,000+	You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1
24,000+	Dive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt)
35,000+	The laws of Physics no longer apply.

• Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.

Post Count	Bonus Hiatus
720	An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item