SELOC members skill set
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Fancy helping SELOC. Please add your name below and what you're happy to help with.
| Name | Skill | Linked In |
|---|---|---|
| Martin Dower | CEO, Connected - Internet Technology Company. Develop and deploy personalised web assets (think Amazon/Ebay) that use profiling, behavioural targeting & A/B testing | Linked In |
| jjprestidge | Almost penniless mature student failure masquerading as Professor of Coffee at Bath Polytechnic. Wine fantisist. Encyclopaedic knowledge of Everything Expensive gleaned from years of googling. | Linked In |
| acousticjim | White van driving urban guerilla video cowboy. Poor sense of judgment. Enjoys aggravating members of elected local bodies. | Linked In |
| moose | Middle-aged Aston driving ex-CFO. Has expensive tastes in dresses. Likes sweets & puppies. | Linked In |
| Stephanie Plum | I certainly wouldn't want to do anything full time, but am happy to volunteer for bits of it. Maybe the database management bit, email enquiries and/or membership pack post outs. | Linked In |
| MrD | Argumentative computer-building God Botherer and Professional Car Tuner. Expert on Germanic 0-100 times, avoids corners. Buys women over the internet, lusts after Jackie Degg. | Linked In |
| Mr Wiki | Anything need to be done in the Techwiki or local events / meets | Linked In |
| Marcus | A massive homo. | Linked In |
| eddie | Hirsute gossiping IT geek. Implies he's married a supermodel however known to have accounts with all major London escort agencies. Knows everything, buys old houses. | Linked In |
| ReVolt | Web Design, SEO, Graphics and Photography, Norwich. | Linked In |
| gibbo | Maker (sometimes), buyer (sometimes), distributor and eater of cake. Woman botherer and talking bollocks a speciality | Linked In |
| nick | International Head of Everything for Hermes Parcelnet (UK & European parcel delivery) | Linked In |
| Greg | Alcoholic drug-abusing awesome person, coming soon to a hedge near you. Known to start projects, known yet to complete one. Regularly sacked. | Linked In |
| beak | Foreign, changes cars more often than underwear. Dislikes trees. Post whore. | Linked In |
| Ozzy_Uk | IT - Specifically Apple Macs, Xsan, PCs, Hardware & Software, Key skills in AV, specifically Video Calibration and Control system programming for Crestron. Side hobbies include saving the world with crazy ideas for eco-friendly performance cars, and generally trying to take on too many projects at any one time, including having a familly, building a house, doing a v8 lotus conversion, and trying to make an eco-friendly-ish performance car. Pretends to have only 17p to his name, parents own large parts of Kent. | Linked In |
| Geordie | Web developer - Server and client side development, ASP.NET & MVC framework, security testing and resilience, SEO, MS Team foundation server admin, IIS config & webserver management etc etc | Linked In |
| R6RYM | Head of Bullion Trading in Luxembourg. Theatre stage management/light design-programming, Cricket/rugby coaching, Master Swordsman | Linked In |
| Mike-Bracknell | IT Director of a small, but successful IT Support & Web Design company with a USP of bringing Enterprise-level IT to the SME market and doing it without the jargon. Has silly surname. | Linked In |
| Darrenlts | Expelled from the UK for being so out of touch and communist that even Joe Stalin said 'Jesus, that's a bit harsh!' Currently putting the world to rights in my head and alienating all others. Heroes - Gordon Brown, Fidel Castro, General Noriega, Pol Pot, Mick Hucknall. | Linked In |
| Pinkie | Hooker | Linked In |
| jont- | Embedded software engineer. Encyclopedic knowledge of the best driving roads in southern England and most of Wales | Linked In |
| sho | Random sentence generator, purveyor of slanty sex toys. Likes to eat housepets. | Linked In |
| rich | Website stuff, FEA & CFD (ANSYS) | |
| twink | Video editor and After Effects diddler, past lives include B2B marketing (mostly vehicle finance), 13 years of product management & NPD, project management (successfully bluffed my way through leading the integration of HSBC Vehicle Finance into Lex despite not understanding the IT and having no proper PM training) and accountancy but I don't like to talk about that | |
| LivinLaVidaLotus | All things Internet, web hosting, cloud hosting, domains, SSL certificates, un-managed server hosting, leased lines, fully managed hosting - including LAMP application scaling consultancy. | |
| AndyKay | Web design + PHP Web dev + SEO + Bespoke Cloud based CRMs | |
| flying banana | IT Director with experience in Communications and Collaboration tools, Custom Helmet Design and Paint (lidzart.com), Mechanical Engineering background - competent with power tools :) | |
| Col | Employment Law Consultant (UK and Euro). Employment Advisor, Hampshire CAB. | |
| the DustRoom | Computer programmer; creator of desktop software, high-end web shizzle and mobile apps. Objective-C, ActionScript 3, HTML5, CSS3, PHP, jQuery, PureMVC etc. Also music creator and HD video fiddler. | Linked In |
| AlunR- | Web development, IT Support and Planning, Consultancy | Linked In |
| your username here | What can you do, where & when? | Linked In |