Post count
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Post Counts and Speeds
| Post Count | Speed |
|---|---|
| 0 - 800 | You may look at your car. |
| 801 - 999 | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises. |
| 1,000+ | Drive your car in line with the limit speed in the daytime if dry. |
| 2,000+ | You may now drive in the wet in your car. |
| 4,000+ | You may now pat your cat at night. |
| 6,000+ | You may now brag about breaking th speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive on speed yet. |
| 9,000+ | You may drive at +5MPH Over the speed limit. |
| 12,000+ | You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seolc |
| 18,001+ | You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1 |
| 20,000+ | Dive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! |
| £30,000+ | The laws of Physics no longer apply to Taz and Burt. |