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Post Counts and Speeds
- Burt's speed will always be slower than Julie's regardless of anyones post count***
- Marcus's Post count doesn't matter as his car is always broken [1][2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
Post Count | Speed |
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0 - 399 | You may look at your car. |
400 - 800 | You may take pictures of your car and share (posting images of Renault Clios will only be accepted if the poster is a retired grandmother who uses it as her shopping car and to get to bingo as that is what the were designed for). |
801 - 999 | Sit in your car and make brum brum noises. |
1,000+ | Drive your car in line with the speed limit during day light hours if dry. |
2,000+ | You may now drive in the wet in your car. |
4,000+ | You may now drive your car at night. |
6,000+ | You may now brag about breaking the speed limit, however you are not actually allowed to drive at speed yet. |
9,000+ | You may drive at +5mph Over the speed limit. |
10,000+ | You may now post on threads warning other seloc members of the danger of 'diesel' especially in the winter months when there is more 'diesel' around. |
14,000+ | You are now allowed to travel at 100mph + and discuss on Seloc |
20,000+ | You may now post up video's on YouTube of excess speed and chasing a motorbike on the M1 |
24,000+ | Drive as fast as you like anywhere, any time. You are a driving God! (Excluding Burt) |
35,000+ | The laws of Physics no longer apply. |
- Suggestions as to the amount of posts needed to kill a badger are greatly appreciated.
Post Count | Bonus Hiatus |
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720 | An important post where you should enquire to the cost of any item |