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==United Kingdom==
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| Basingstoke
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| steve 111s
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| Don't know much about Toyota Elises but fairly good with Rover K's.
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| Swindon Area
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| APRETEXT
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| Always happy to help anyone who breaks down around the Swindon area.<br />
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Although my help tends to be limited to a few kind words, a quizzical look, and the lending of my tools. And a cup of tea.
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| Swindon / Newbury area
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| Miles_hot
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| Again limited actual problem solving skills but reasonable selection of tools, willing to try things and help and offer tea/biscuits. 
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| Essex
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| TONYR
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| We have a reasonably private parking area at home and a good engineer on call in Essex, although I must warn him of this should it come to fruition&#33;&#33;&#33;
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| Bedfordshire
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| JONATHANMILLER
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| Happy to help anyone stuck at the Autodrome in Bedford.
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| Bedfordshire
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| MGH74
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| Happy to help anyone in NorthBeds/Northants
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| South West (Falmouth &amp; Padstow, Cornwall)
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| LECHIFFRE
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| I would stress that I know fcuk all about anything mechanical but fortunately know a few people who do.
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| Jersey
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| LAWRENCE5
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| I'll take Jersey. ... that said you can walk the entire island in a day
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| Gloucestershire
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| MISH
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| Happy to help anyone who gets stuck in Gloucestershire
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| Ammanford, Wales
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| V4FRP
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| I can provide translation services for those stuck in the west of Wales, tea, tools of dubious quality and parking space for another wreck in amongst my own wrecks.
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| Bristol
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| THE_LAD
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| Happy to help anyone near me, lifts to/from Williams sports cars etc back to civilisation bus stop or town
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| North Lincolnshire (Grimsby)
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| ARISUTEA
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| Quite happy to hit someones broken car with a spanner in/around the grubby Northern part of Lincolnshire. Can't guarantee I'll make it work again, but I'll try. Although why the hell you'd be coming here is beyond me (unless going to Cadwell or Blyton, then you are excused).
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| Sittingbourne,  Kent
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| ELISEMAN
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|North kent area. Loan of tools, spannering and easy repairs to see you on your way, tea/biscuits and a shoulder to cry on. If you are really stuck I can offer over night secure storage of car/belongings.
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| Cornwall (Helston)
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| DONKSTER
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| Sounds like a great idea. I'd be happy to help out if needed, that's another one for deepest darkest south west...
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| Chelmsford Essex
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| SMARTBEAR
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| I have a fairly spacious drive that seloc'ers could abandon their wreckage on.
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I promise I won't remove anything (much) from your car.
  
I could support help.
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| Colchester, Essex
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| PETESNAP
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| I know sod all about cars, but I can offer a sympathetic ear and a lift to a petrol station/garage if needed.
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North of the Netherlands
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| Cornwall
North west border region of Germany
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| TURNAMERE
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| I can offer up a little practical nouse, decent selection of well used tools, room for a Lotus on my drive if required along with Paramedic and helicopter winch rescue services for the more extreme emergencies.  General woodworking and DiY assistance also undertaken.
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| Knutsford Cheshire
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| BROOKE BOND
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| Tea, Tools, driveway &amp; poss trailer access, south Manchester , Cheshire patch
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| Newquay Cornwall
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| GINGER S1
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| Happy to help out in Newquay/Cornwall area, have spare bedroom too
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| Southampton area
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| TRIGGER
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| F*ck am I helping you twonks &#33;&#33; ..LOL ......
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| Oxfordshire / Warwickshire
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| MRRIGMA
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| Happy to assist if I can, have tools and know a few bits and bobs.
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| Northern Ireland
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| The Persian
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| Happy to help anyone stuck, Warm garage and tools, plenty of space for cars & bedrooms for driver/passengers.
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| Durham/ Newcastle
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| JTBush
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| Loads of tools, inspection pit for work under car and a kettle
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| East Yorkshire
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| seriouslylotus
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| Loads of tools, Lots of parts, flat bed trailer, recovery truck with winch (I hope you don't need the winch!!)
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| Leeds
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| Blinky
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| Can provide emergency taxi service for 1-4 passengers 1hr radius of Leeds (Golf if wet/more than 1 pax)
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| Leeds / Otley / Ilkley
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| dpollard
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| Plenty of tools and emergency K series spares,  as well as a large double garage as an emergency workspace if you can get the car to North Leeds.  Naff at spannering,  but own the spanners.  Tea only comes in one form - the type you can stand your spoon up in. 
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| West Dorset
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| Jamherber
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| Good range of tools and knowledge. Access to a garage. A penchant to paint things yellow - you have been warned!
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| Cardiff
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| Steff
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| Got tools, garage, cuddly toy and can suck air in between my teeth and tut like an expert.
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| Guildford Area
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| CHOPPER
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| Tools and tea available, S1's only. No S2 bumders :-)
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| North Wiltshire/Gloucestershire
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| RobC
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| Extensive set of big hammers, there isn't much I've not fixed/broken/re-fixed on these silly plastic cars
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| Suffolk/Ipswich
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| Luca
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| Not good at working on a car myself, but have covered space for cars and space to work on it. Cuppa of tea/coffee available as well.
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| North Dorset
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| Big Grin
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| Have tools, kettle, tea and coffee, know how to wield a spanner and when things get really bad know a man that can help.
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I have a trailer with winch, a fully equipped workshop and many spare parts as I'm professionally working on Elise's    
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==Mainland Europe==
MARTEN Friesland
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Always happy to help anyone who breaks down around the Swindon area.
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| Notes
 
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Although my help tends to be limited to a few kind words, a quizzical look, and the lending of my tools. And a cup of tea. 
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| North of the Netherlands<br>
APRETEXT (James Bowyer) - 07921 760 476 - Swindon Area.  
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North west border region of Germany
 
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| MARTEN
 
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| I have a trailer with winch, a fully equipped workshop and many spare parts as I'm professionally working on Elise's
I'ts a very good idea, as a Lotus enthusiast with little mechanical knowledge and a love of driving in France(Anyone go to Angouleme, Circuit des Remparts Event???) in the Elise I would be much more confident in travelling further afield, say, to the Mille Miglia course, an ambition of mine.
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We have a reasonably private parking area at home and a good engineer on call in Essex, altough I must warn him of this should it come to fruition!!!
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| Northern Spain, La Rioja<br>
Out of action for the next three weeks as I and my wife are caring for grandchildren.
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An hour south of Bilbao, or 3 hours north of Madrid
Regards to all
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| Happy.smiler
TonyR  Essex
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| Experienced in converting Elise / Exiges to LHD, sell parts to friends.
 
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| Belgium (Francorchamps to Brussels)
Always happy to help someone out in Belgium.
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| THIVA
 
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| I live close to the Zolder circuit and might also be able to help people on their way from Francorchamps to Brussels.
I live close to the Zolder circuit and might also be able to help people on their way from Francorchamps to Brussels.
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THIVA Belgium
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| Lundberg Uppsala Sweden
 
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| CAT7 EVEN
 
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| I´d be more than happy to assist any selocer who dares to travel North.
I´d be more than happy to assist any selocer who dares to travel North.
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CAT7 EVEN  Lundberg Uppsala Sweden
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| NRW Area, Germany
 
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| TAZ
 
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| I can ridicule anyone who breaks down in NRW area and post pictures of their misfortune.
I can ridicule anyone who breaks down in NRW area and post pictures of their misfortune    
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TAZ Germany
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| Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton
 
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| BURT
 
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| Happy to help out in Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton area of southern france... even have a freindly French/Canadian mechanic next door that looks after my Loti&#33;&#33;
Happy to help anyone stuck at the Autodrome in Bedford.
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JONATHANMILLER Bedfordshire
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| Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton
 
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| SDIO
 
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| Willing to help if I can (plenty of tools but no garage to do the work).
The very deep South West 
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| Limousin/Dordogne area of South West France
I would stress that I know fcuk all about anything mechanical but fortunately know a few people who do 
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| JERRYTLR
LECHIFFRE Falmouth & Padstow, Cornwall
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| Can probably help a bit with the language, have a 2 post lift, lots of tools, and a car trailer. Also good friends with a local mechanic :-)
 
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| Tilburg (NL), Eindhoven (NL), Venlo (NL), MonchenGladbach (D) Maastricht (NL), Hasselt (B)
I'll take Jersey. ... that said you can walk the entire island in a day
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| CAPO
LAWRENCE5  Channel Islands
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| I can Help in the South of the Netherlands, North of Belgium, part of Germany. Have tools, have some spare parts (brakepads, driveshafts, softtop, softtop bows, etc), have a dry garage without a lift but with decent stands, etc. and have a couple of companies close by that have most of the parts on stock like starter, alternator, etc.
 
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| Hamburg, Lübeck - northern Germany - Baltic Sea
Happy to help anyone who gets stuck in Gloucestershire   
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| felixj
MISH Gloucestershire
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| Happy to help anyone stranded in the area. Have most of the tools (albeit spread over both locations), OBD reader, trolley jack, car with tow bar.
 
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| Bremen, Germany
Happy to help out in Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton area of southern france...
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| PORKER
 
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| I could cover off support for 100km radius around Bremen Germany. But I know [Censored] all about mechanical stuff. So basically tea and translation services.
even have a freindly french/canadian mechanic next door that looks after my Loti!!   
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BURT Monaco
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| Munich area, Germany
 
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| KORBI
 
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| Happy to help anybody out who needs a proper look onto the car, repairs (every tool you'll need for an Elise), recovery or just a cuppa or a cold beer. SWMBO may sleep in my bed err...flat too, but I'm happy to take you to a hostel though. Munich area and south of it (say, until passo Rombo)
I can provide translation services for those stuck in the west of Wales, tea, tools of dubious quality and parking space for another wreck in amongst my own wrecks, 
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V4FRP  Ammanford
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| Hungary
 
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| Series_one
 
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| Happy to help out any Lotus owner. Full garage with lift and tools available, sofa and sight seeing for your attractive female companion while you work on your wounded Loti ;D
Happy to help anyone near me, lifts to/from Williams sports cars etc back to civilisation bus stop or town   
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The_Lad  Bristol
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Quite happy to hit someones broken car with a spanner in/around the grubby Northern part of Lincolnshire. Can't guarantee I'll make it work again, but I'll try.
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Although why the hell you'd be coming here is beyond me (unless going to Cadwell or Blyton, then you are excused).
 
ARISUTEA Grimsby
 
 
 
 
 
Great Idea.
 
 
 
<<<<< For the record this is my location
 
 
 
I suggested something similar a while back now but in respect of loaning tools. ELISEMAN  Sittingbourne  Kent
 
 
 
 
 
Sounds like a great idea. I'd be happy to help out if needed, that's another one for deepest darkest south west ... 
 
DONKSTER Helston Cornwall
 
 
 
 
 
I can Help in the South of the Netherlands, North of Belgium, part of Germany.
 
Lets say the region Tilburg (NL), Eindhoven (NL), Venlo (NL), MonchenGladbach (D) Maastricht (NL), Hasselt (B)  
 
 
 
Have tools, have some spare parts (brakepads, driveshafts, softtop, softtop bows, etc), have a dry garage without a lift but with decent stands, etc. and have a couple of companies close by that have most of the parts on stock like starter, alternator, etc.  
 
CAPO Netherlands
 
 
 
 
 
I could cover off support for 100km radius around Bremen Germany. But I know [Censored] all about mechanical stuff. So basically tea and translation services.
 
PORKER Bremen
 
 
 
 
 
I have a fairly spacious drive that seloc'ers could abandon their wreckage on
 
I promise I won't remove anything (much) from your car.
 
SMARTBEAR  Chelmsford Essex
 
 
 
 
 
Looks like any Lotus owning Emmets are well served in the Helston Falmouth area 
 
 
 
I can offer up a little practical nouse, decent selection of well used tools, room for a Lotus on my drive if required along with Paramedic and helicopter winch rescue services for the more extreme emergencies 
 
TURNAMERE Cornwall
 
 
 
 
 
Tea, Tools, driveway & poss trailer access, south Manchester , Cheshire patch
 
BROOKE BOND Knutsford Cheshire
 
 
 
 
 
Happy to help out in Newquay/Cornwall area, have spare bedroom too
 
GINGER S1  Newquay Cornwall
 
 
 
 
 
F*ck am I helping you twonks !! ..LOL ...... TRIGGER (Southampton area)
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 21:27, 5 April 2021

SELOC INTERNATIONAL RESCUE

Listing of Rescue Rangers willing to help selocers in distress please feel free to add, subtract or amend your entry

United Kingdom

Basingstoke steve 111s Don't know much about Toyota Elises but fairly good with Rover K's.
Swindon Area APRETEXT Always happy to help anyone who breaks down around the Swindon area.

Although my help tends to be limited to a few kind words, a quizzical look, and the lending of my tools. And a cup of tea.

Swindon / Newbury area Miles_hot Again limited actual problem solving skills but reasonable selection of tools, willing to try things and help and offer tea/biscuits.
Essex TONYR We have a reasonably private parking area at home and a good engineer on call in Essex, although I must warn him of this should it come to fruition!!!
Bedfordshire JONATHANMILLER Happy to help anyone stuck at the Autodrome in Bedford.
Bedfordshire MGH74 Happy to help anyone in NorthBeds/Northants
South West (Falmouth & Padstow, Cornwall) LECHIFFRE I would stress that I know fcuk all about anything mechanical but fortunately know a few people who do.
Jersey LAWRENCE5 I'll take Jersey. ... that said you can walk the entire island in a day
Gloucestershire MISH Happy to help anyone who gets stuck in Gloucestershire
Ammanford, Wales V4FRP I can provide translation services for those stuck in the west of Wales, tea, tools of dubious quality and parking space for another wreck in amongst my own wrecks.
Bristol THE_LAD Happy to help anyone near me, lifts to/from Williams sports cars etc back to civilisation bus stop or town
North Lincolnshire (Grimsby) ARISUTEA Quite happy to hit someones broken car with a spanner in/around the grubby Northern part of Lincolnshire. Can't guarantee I'll make it work again, but I'll try. Although why the hell you'd be coming here is beyond me (unless going to Cadwell or Blyton, then you are excused).
Sittingbourne, Kent ELISEMAN North kent area. Loan of tools, spannering and easy repairs to see you on your way, tea/biscuits and a shoulder to cry on. If you are really stuck I can offer over night secure storage of car/belongings.
Cornwall (Helston) DONKSTER Sounds like a great idea. I'd be happy to help out if needed, that's another one for deepest darkest south west...
Chelmsford Essex SMARTBEAR I have a fairly spacious drive that seloc'ers could abandon their wreckage on.

I promise I won't remove anything (much) from your car.

Colchester, Essex PETESNAP I know sod all about cars, but I can offer a sympathetic ear and a lift to a petrol station/garage if needed.
Cornwall TURNAMERE I can offer up a little practical nouse, decent selection of well used tools, room for a Lotus on my drive if required along with Paramedic and helicopter winch rescue services for the more extreme emergencies. General woodworking and DiY assistance also undertaken.
Knutsford Cheshire BROOKE BOND Tea, Tools, driveway & poss trailer access, south Manchester , Cheshire patch
Newquay Cornwall GINGER S1 Happy to help out in Newquay/Cornwall area, have spare bedroom too
Southampton area TRIGGER F*ck am I helping you twonks !! ..LOL ......
Oxfordshire / Warwickshire MRRIGMA Happy to assist if I can, have tools and know a few bits and bobs.
Northern Ireland The Persian Happy to help anyone stuck, Warm garage and tools, plenty of space for cars & bedrooms for driver/passengers.
Durham/ Newcastle JTBush Loads of tools, inspection pit for work under car and a kettle
East Yorkshire seriouslylotus Loads of tools, Lots of parts, flat bed trailer, recovery truck with winch (I hope you don't need the winch!!)
Leeds Blinky Can provide emergency taxi service for 1-4 passengers 1hr radius of Leeds (Golf if wet/more than 1 pax)
Leeds / Otley / Ilkley dpollard Plenty of tools and emergency K series spares, as well as a large double garage as an emergency workspace if you can get the car to North Leeds. Naff at spannering, but own the spanners. Tea only comes in one form - the type you can stand your spoon up in.
West Dorset Jamherber Good range of tools and knowledge. Access to a garage. A penchant to paint things yellow - you have been warned!
Cardiff Steff Got tools, garage, cuddly toy and can suck air in between my teeth and tut like an expert.
Guildford Area CHOPPER Tools and tea available, S1's only. No S2 bumders :-)
North Wiltshire/Gloucestershire RobC Extensive set of big hammers, there isn't much I've not fixed/broken/re-fixed on these silly plastic cars
Suffolk/Ipswich Luca Not good at working on a car myself, but have covered space for cars and space to work on it. Cuppa of tea/coffee available as well.
North Dorset Big Grin Have tools, kettle, tea and coffee, know how to wield a spanner and when things get really bad know a man that can help.

Mainland Europe

Area Member Name Notes
North of the Netherlands

North west border region of Germany

MARTEN I have a trailer with winch, a fully equipped workshop and many spare parts as I'm professionally working on Elise's
Northern Spain, La Rioja

An hour south of Bilbao, or 3 hours north of Madrid

Happy.smiler Experienced in converting Elise / Exiges to LHD, sell parts to friends.
Belgium (Francorchamps to Brussels) THIVA I live close to the Zolder circuit and might also be able to help people on their way from Francorchamps to Brussels.
Lundberg Uppsala Sweden CAT7 EVEN I´d be more than happy to assist any selocer who dares to travel North.
NRW Area, Germany TAZ I can ridicule anyone who breaks down in NRW area and post pictures of their misfortune.
Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton BURT Happy to help out in Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton area of southern france... even have a freindly French/Canadian mechanic next door that looks after my Loti!!
Nice / Cap D'Ail / Monaco / Menton SDIO Willing to help if I can (plenty of tools but no garage to do the work).
Limousin/Dordogne area of South West France JERRYTLR Can probably help a bit with the language, have a 2 post lift, lots of tools, and a car trailer. Also good friends with a local mechanic :-)
Tilburg (NL), Eindhoven (NL), Venlo (NL), MonchenGladbach (D) Maastricht (NL), Hasselt (B) CAPO I can Help in the South of the Netherlands, North of Belgium, part of Germany. Have tools, have some spare parts (brakepads, driveshafts, softtop, softtop bows, etc), have a dry garage without a lift but with decent stands, etc. and have a couple of companies close by that have most of the parts on stock like starter, alternator, etc.
Hamburg, Lübeck - northern Germany - Baltic Sea felixj Happy to help anyone stranded in the area. Have most of the tools (albeit spread over both locations), OBD reader, trolley jack, car with tow bar.
Bremen, Germany PORKER I could cover off support for 100km radius around Bremen Germany. But I know [Censored] all about mechanical stuff. So basically tea and translation services.
Munich area, Germany KORBI Happy to help anybody out who needs a proper look onto the car, repairs (every tool you'll need for an Elise), recovery or just a cuppa or a cold beer. SWMBO may sleep in my bed err...flat too, but I'm happy to take you to a hostel though. Munich area and south of it (say, until passo Rombo)
Hungary Series_one Happy to help out any Lotus owner. Full garage with lift and tools available, sofa and sight seeing for your attractive female companion while you work on your wounded Loti ;D